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Large collections of searchable and downloadable public domain pdfs:
- Munich Stabi
- Berlin Stabi
- SLUB
- Hathitrust
- archive.org
- Google books (en and de)
- Hohenzollern Jahrbuch
- Frederician PDF library (hosted by the creators of this community)
- KVK - Karlsruhe Virtual Catalog (meta search engine for books and related media)
- Jahresberichte für deutsche Geschichte (Annual Bibliography on German History)
Correspondence
- Œuvres of Frederick the Great, including but not limited to his personal correspondence
- Political correspondence of Frederick the Great
- Correspondence of Wilhelmine from France and Italy
- Electronic Enlightenment (requires subscription)
Archives
- Prussia state archives
- Saxony state archives
- Brandenburg state archives
- Lower Saxony state archives
- British national archives
- Danish state archives, foreign affairs re Brandenburg-Prussia
Other Websites
- Berlin address book (and the missing 1777-1787 years)
- Berlin newspaper from 1742-1749
- Box bills of Frederick the Great
- Academy of Sciences records
- Seven Years' War project
- Tout Voltaire
- Voltaire foundation
- Potsdam and Sanssouci
- Virtual tour of Sanssouci
- Margravial Opera House of Bayreuth
- Trier's Frederick the Great project (mostly his correspondence linked to above, but also some other public domain works)
- Hohenzollern palace guided tours. See this post for links to specific palaces and commentary by
felis.
Maps
- 1710 Berlin map
- 1748 Berlin map
- 1740 Europe map
- In the Footsteps of Frederick the Great
- Holy Roman Empire in 1789. The link is safe to click on, but loading the full map in the page may crash your browser.
- Munich Stabi
- Berlin Stabi
- SLUB
- Hathitrust
- archive.org
- Google books (en and de)
- Hohenzollern Jahrbuch
- Frederician PDF library (hosted by the creators of this community)
- KVK - Karlsruhe Virtual Catalog (meta search engine for books and related media)
- Jahresberichte für deutsche Geschichte (Annual Bibliography on German History)
Correspondence
- Œuvres of Frederick the Great, including but not limited to his personal correspondence
- Political correspondence of Frederick the Great
- Correspondence of Wilhelmine from France and Italy
- Electronic Enlightenment (requires subscription)
Archives
- Prussia state archives
- Saxony state archives
- Brandenburg state archives
- Lower Saxony state archives
- British national archives
- Danish state archives, foreign affairs re Brandenburg-Prussia
Other Websites
- Berlin address book (and the missing 1777-1787 years)
- Berlin newspaper from 1742-1749
- Box bills of Frederick the Great
- Academy of Sciences records
- Seven Years' War project
- Tout Voltaire
- Voltaire foundation
- Potsdam and Sanssouci
- Virtual tour of Sanssouci
- Margravial Opera House of Bayreuth
- Trier's Frederick the Great project (mostly his correspondence linked to above, but also some other public domain works)
- Hohenzollern palace guided tours. See this post for links to specific palaces and commentary by
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Maps
- 1710 Berlin map
- 1748 Berlin map
- 1740 Europe map
- In the Footsteps of Frederick the Great
- Holy Roman Empire in 1789. The link is safe to click on, but loading the full map in the page may crash your browser.
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It began with me being unsupervised at the Charlottenburg Palace, and posting "I'm in Berlin, and I find myself wondering...if Fritz and EC had somehow conceived a child during the Rheinsberg years, what happens? Other than trauma."
( In which we all traumatise hypothetical children )
So, here they are, Sophia Wilhelmine Antoinette of Prussia, b. 1737, and her little brother Friedrich Karl Emil, b. 1739, ready for the horrors of the 18th century. Specifically...marriage.
( I wanna marry Friedrich Karl Emil )
Whether SWA marries, I could not say. I feel like either Fritz finds her the most brilliant match possible, or her makes her a lady Abbess so that she can stay with him like Wilhelmine couldn't, and she gets to have an affair with her SIL.
(I also like the idea that, whatever FKE's personality was, he has the reproductive luck of the father of the current King of Sweden, who had four daughters before they managed a son, and died nine months later)
Heinrich, in 1786, made regent for a small child: My time has come.
( In which we all traumatise hypothetical children )
So, here they are, Sophia Wilhelmine Antoinette of Prussia, b. 1737, and her little brother Friedrich Karl Emil, b. 1739, ready for the horrors of the 18th century. Specifically...marriage.
( I wanna marry Friedrich Karl Emil )
Whether SWA marries, I could not say. I feel like either Fritz finds her the most brilliant match possible, or her makes her a lady Abbess so that she can stay with him like Wilhelmine couldn't, and she gets to have an affair with her SIL.
(I also like the idea that, whatever FKE's personality was, he has the reproductive luck of the father of the current King of Sweden, who had four daughters before they managed a son, and died nine months later)
Heinrich, in 1786, made regent for a small child: My time has come.
Objects of the Enlightenment: A pic spam
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The German Historical Museum in Berlin, the modern building part of which is just behind a baroque building founded by F1, is currently running an exhibition titled "What is Enlightenment? Questions to the 18th Century". Said exhibition features various entries of Frederician interest (and much more of general interest, but I was pressed for time and had to be selective.)
( Objects include a Fritz manuscript beta'd by Voltaire and Émilie's Newton translation )
And that's just a small selection of a very good exhibition, the website of which is here.
( Objects include a Fritz manuscript beta'd by Voltaire and Émilie's Newton translation )
And that's just a small selection of a very good exhibition, the website of which is here.
Pastor Schubert: J‘Accuse!
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Letter about Gundling‘s death and funeral by Johann Heinrich Schubert to Gotthilf August Francke, dated April 16th, 1731
(Reprinted in the appendices of the essay Wurde Jakob Paul Freiherr von Gundling (1673-1731) in einem Sarg begraben, der die Gestalt eines Weinfasses hatte? Der Brief eines Potsdamer Pfarrers bestätigt es. by Hannelore Lehmann, Jahrbuch für Brandenburgische Kirchengeschichte, Berlin 1991.)
„R“ stands for „Rex“, i.e. FW. Some sentences of this letter were quoted by Martin Sabrow in his Gundling biography, but the entire letter is far longer, and with more details, and is well worth reading (and translating) in its entirety. The repeated switches from present to past tense and back in the letter are all as in the original. For further context about Gundling‘s life and death and the well documented abuse FW put him through, see this post!
( Speaking Truth to Power: Prussian Mariann Budde vs a Cruel Despot )
(Reprinted in the appendices of the essay Wurde Jakob Paul Freiherr von Gundling (1673-1731) in einem Sarg begraben, der die Gestalt eines Weinfasses hatte? Der Brief eines Potsdamer Pfarrers bestätigt es. by Hannelore Lehmann, Jahrbuch für Brandenburgische Kirchengeschichte, Berlin 1991.)
„R“ stands for „Rex“, i.e. FW. Some sentences of this letter were quoted by Martin Sabrow in his Gundling biography, but the entire letter is far longer, and with more details, and is well worth reading (and translating) in its entirety. The repeated switches from present to past tense and back in the letter are all as in the original. For further context about Gundling‘s life and death and the well documented abuse FW put him through, see this post!
( Speaking Truth to Power: Prussian Mariann Budde vs a Cruel Despot )
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Overall impressions: definitely far more informative than the previous August(us) biography we've come across. The subtitle indicates where Blanning is going with this. Another subtitle could have been "His times and life", since there is certainly a lot about contemporaries not August(us) - Charles of Sweden and Peter the Great, most prominently - but since they vehemently influence his life, justifiably so. Still, it is noticeable that the biography starts with our hedonistic hero already an adult and later gives only the briefest of summaries of his childhood and youth. There is more than enough about the Great Northern War to satisfy Mildred, but also, justifying the other part of the title, about Saxony in general and Leipzig and Dresden in particular as cultural hotspots and amazing achievements in that sense under Augustus. In terms of August's private life, Blanning announces he has no intention to cover every mistress and provides just details on the most important ones, Aurora von Königsmarck (his fave), Fatima (the Turkish one) and of course Countess Cosel (he's a bit baffled about the severity of her fate and doesn't think the marriage promise alone explains it). Ditto for the kids, which, alas, means nothing about the Countess Orzelska. (Possibly having deflowered Fritz doesn't compete with having been France's military hero and ancestor of George Sand.)
( Why young Augustus puts his brother's lover's mother through a Witch Trial )
( Young Augustus Goes Catholic and Gets Poland )
( Poland: Impossible to Govern (Not just for Saxons) )
( The Perils of Pissing Off Charles of Sweden )
( The Case for Augustus the Artist )
( Quotes, Quotes, Quotes )
( Why young Augustus puts his brother's lover's mother through a Witch Trial )
( Young Augustus Goes Catholic and Gets Poland )
( Poland: Impossible to Govern (Not just for Saxons) )
( The Perils of Pissing Off Charles of Sweden )
( The Case for Augustus the Artist )
( Quotes, Quotes, Quotes )
Andrew Roberts: George III.
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This one has two different subtitles. The British edition says „Britain‘s most misunderstood King“, while the American edition is subtitled „The last King of America“. Either way, our author is a fan making his case, starting off on an indignant note by describing the version of George III that appears in Hamilton. I mean, I get it, the King George of Hamilton is a type, not a portrait (much like the version of Joseph II in Amadeus - both are supposed to be types of monarchs, with little or no communality to the specific monarchs they’re named after, and since they are minor characters, they don‘t need to be much more), but I also thought all this earnest indignation over a musical is somewhat overdone. This said, he‘s also serious about a more serious matter, refuting 20 of the 22 personal accusations against George III listed in the Declaration of Independence. As opposed to, say, Robert Caro in his LBJ biographies, he definitely doesn‘t believe in three dimensional opponents of his main character, and when he‘s not fuming over the hypocrisy of Thomas Jefferson, he‘s eviscarating Thomas Paine, gunning at Charles Fox and being utterly scornful over the „Whig Oligarchy“. Mind you, given that the Whig Party was in power for most of the century ever since Queen Anne‘s death, it‘s not that I think he‘s wrong about a couple of aristocratic Whig families having come to regard the running of the country as their personal right and fiefdom, and that a change of party in government was direly needed. (It‘s not good for ANY party to be that long in power.) But he‘s so incredibly defensive and angry at anyone critisizing his hero that much of his cast doesn‘t come across as human beings, and that is to the detriment of the book.
( On the positive side: young George's education and relationship with his parents )
( George and Charlotte: A Love Story )
( Taxation No Tyranny )
( The Madness of King George )
Lastly: there is no question our author is of the Tory persuasion, not just in the case of G3‘s various cabinets. The French Revolution was a menace from the get go, not just during the Terreur. France in general is always presented as scheming and manipulating. Fox with his unpatriotic wishes that first the American Rebels should win and then later with his sympathies for fraternité, liberté, egalité is a dirty traitor. The problem with long term British historiography is that Whigs wrote history while Tories made history. And so forth. It makes one go right away to Byron's Vision of Judgement in satiric protest.
( On the positive side: young George's education and relationship with his parents )
( George and Charlotte: A Love Story )
( Taxation No Tyranny )
( The Madness of King George )
Lastly: there is no question our author is of the Tory persuasion, not just in the case of G3‘s various cabinets. The French Revolution was a menace from the get go, not just during the Terreur. France in general is always presented as scheming and manipulating. Fox with his unpatriotic wishes that first the American Rebels should win and then later with his sympathies for fraternité, liberté, egalité is a dirty traitor. The problem with long term British historiography is that Whigs wrote history while Tories made history. And so forth. It makes one go right away to Byron's Vision of Judgement in satiric protest.
A Knyphausen Adventure
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Oriane had one older brother who died as a baby, and one older brother, Tido Friedrich, of whom Wikipedia simply says "Went to Batavia." Batavia was in the Dutch East Indies, modern day Jakarta in Indonesia.
( A Knyphausen Satire )
( A Knyphausen Vagabond )
( A Knyphausen Abroad )
In the archives, there is a document or set of documents concerning "The arrest of Baron Tido Friedrich zu Inn- und Knyphausen at the request of his mother." I am planning to attempt to get a copy of this document.
Hunting Peter Keith
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Du Moulin's handwriting and spelling are unusual, and part of one page is ripped with missing words, so this is more of a "you get the gist" translation than anything complete or high quality.
( Meinerzhagen, August 15 )
FW replies saying he's sending Du Moulin to help in the pursuit, and they're to work together, and also, "As to the difficulty that he can't be arrested because he's only a deserter, that's easily lifted, because he's committed the crime of high treason." I.e., conspiring with Fritz.
( Du Moulin, August 17 )
( Meinerzhagen, August 18 )
( Du Moulin, August 22 )
( Meinerzhagen, August 22 )
( Du Moulin, September 10 )
Lady Grange
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Summary of The Prisoner of St Kilda, by Margaret Macaulay (2009).
( Lady Grange: Her story )
( Her father's story )
( Lady Grange: Fix-it fic? )
( Lady Grange: Her story )
( Her father's story )
( Lady Grange: Fix-it fic? )
Sanssouci in Springtime
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Having visited Sanssouci in summer and Sanssouci in autumn, and finding myself in Berlin with a few free hours at my hand on a perfectly lovely May day, I of course had to visit it in springtime as well.

( Enjoy Germany's most famous royal summer cottage(s) in springtime )
( Enjoy Germany's most famous royal summer cottage(s) in springtime )
Charlottenburg: A Pic Spam
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Charlottenburg, originally built for Sophie Charlotte, the first Queen in (!) Prussia, grandmother of our antihero and usually credited with bringing the intellectual and musical streak into the family, became one of the most splendid Berlin palaces. From Fritz' ascension in 1740 to ca. 1748, when Sanssouci was finished, it also served as one of his main residences, and was definitely where any grand festivities took place. Later Hohenzollerns like FW2 liked it a lot as well. Courtesy of the Royal Air Force, it burned in 1943, so the restoration took quite a while, but the result is very, very impressive. Both the Old Palace in its baroque splendour and the New Palace in its more airy Rokoko playfulness.

( Charlottenburg from the outside )
( The Old Palace: Sophie Charlotte and F1 )
Leaving the Old Palace behind, let's go to the New Palace, where a visitor experiences the rooms in reverse chronological order.
( FW3 and Luise: The Classical Look )
( FW2: Surprisingly Stylish! )
Now comes a section which is a Mildred special - MAPS MAPS MAPS! Showing how the Hohenzollern went from medieval robber barons to princes elector to dominating German power.
( MAPS MAPS MAPS )
( Moving on to Frederician Rokoko )

( Charlottenburg from the outside )
( The Old Palace: Sophie Charlotte and F1 )
Leaving the Old Palace behind, let's go to the New Palace, where a visitor experiences the rooms in reverse chronological order.
( FW3 and Luise: The Classical Look )
( FW2: Surprisingly Stylish! )
Now comes a section which is a Mildred special - MAPS MAPS MAPS! Showing how the Hohenzollern went from medieval robber barons to princes elector to dominating German power.
( MAPS MAPS MAPS )
( Moving on to Frederician Rokoko )
The Chevalier d'Eon
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This is the first installment of my write-up on the Chevalier d'Eon based on the biography by Gary Kates' Monsieur d'Eon Is a Woman. The book was an informative read, but veeeery much a product of its time, which is 1995 (preface added in 2001). The author is actually surprisingly liberal for that period, but, well, here's his take:
At first, I thought that d'Eon must have been Europe's first transsexual, the victim of a disorder that certain psychiatrists label gender dysphoria. I assumed that today he would have been a prime candidate for sex reassignment surgery. Indeed, since the 1920s communities of transsexuals and transvestites have thought of d'Eon as their patron saint. However, several conversations with a psychiatrist who had worked in a gender identity clinic convinced me that d'Eon was not sick. He did not hate himself. He did not hate his body. He did not think that he was trapped in the wrong body. But if d'Eon was not a transsexual, then, well, what was he? Of course, my book argues that d'Eon came to a cognitive decision that it was best for him to live life as a woman.
Kates then uses that argument to conclude that he doesn't need to respect d'Eon's pronouns, and decides the most useful approach to writing about d'Eon is to use masculine pronouns, in order to emphasize to the reader that the subject of this bio was not a transgender ("transsexual") woman, but a man, full stop.
Now, I was certainly not any more well informed than this in 2001, but since it's 2023 and discourse has moved on, I had to decide what to do about pronouns. At first I was going with what the Mob AU fanfic author did, which was conclude that we have no idea what the Chevalier d'Eon would have wanted, because we're not in a position to ask the right questions, so she uses they/them. But after reading this book (I think the Mob AU author has only read Wikipedia), it seems like–assuming this book is more accurate than Wikipedia–the Chevalier d'Eon did not go back and forth between presenting as a man and a woman, but switched from presenting as a man to presenting as a woman, and subsequently lived and died as a woman. So I'm going to use "she/her" pronouns.
However, since I've told this story using dialogue, characters are going to use whatever pronouns they would have used at a given time, both for accuracy and because their decisions make no sense if you don't understand how they were perceiving this individual.
I'm also, because Kates presents the Chevalier d'Eon as an unreliable narrator who was consciously refashioning her narrative to her advantage, going to allow Kates to argue with the Chevalier in this write-up. I will also be interrupting the narrative a lot myself. :D
Here goes! The story of the Chevalier d'Eon (1728-1810).
( Russia )
( England and the King's Secret )
( Genderswap )
( Here at the end of all things )
So this was an interesting book. Despite the fact that the whole Joan of Arc treatment made me question everything about his credentials, the book is jam-packed with more information about the 18th century and the Chevalier's life than I could report here.
In particular, if you want to read the book, there's a ton on how 18th century society and intellectuals understood gender roles, and how that differed from the 19th century. There's also a lot on the Chevalier's intellectual and spiritual life, the books she read and what she wrote, her experience as a born-again Christian, and how both of those things led her to believe women were morally superior to men in a way that must have contributed to her desire to live life as one.
There's also a lot more on how famous figures interacted with her, what she thought of them, and what they thought of her, such as Voltaire, Rousseau, Benjamin Franklin, John Wilkes, and this entire ~dramatic~ episode with Beaumarchais. It's worth a read even if it's not the most rigorous history ever.
cahn, you might like this one.
Oh, and final note from our 19th century Duc de Broglie, he is predictably not a fan of the Chevalier d'Eon and gets eyerolly at the whole "I'm a woman!" thing, and thinks of it as shenanigans that just made it harder for the Comte de Broglie to focus on important things, like the First Partition of Poland. (Note that the rumors about the Chevalier being a woman started in 1770, and the First Partition was playing out in 1771-1774, so these two events overlapped.)
At first, I thought that d'Eon must have been Europe's first transsexual, the victim of a disorder that certain psychiatrists label gender dysphoria. I assumed that today he would have been a prime candidate for sex reassignment surgery. Indeed, since the 1920s communities of transsexuals and transvestites have thought of d'Eon as their patron saint. However, several conversations with a psychiatrist who had worked in a gender identity clinic convinced me that d'Eon was not sick. He did not hate himself. He did not hate his body. He did not think that he was trapped in the wrong body. But if d'Eon was not a transsexual, then, well, what was he? Of course, my book argues that d'Eon came to a cognitive decision that it was best for him to live life as a woman.
Kates then uses that argument to conclude that he doesn't need to respect d'Eon's pronouns, and decides the most useful approach to writing about d'Eon is to use masculine pronouns, in order to emphasize to the reader that the subject of this bio was not a transgender ("transsexual") woman, but a man, full stop.
Now, I was certainly not any more well informed than this in 2001, but since it's 2023 and discourse has moved on, I had to decide what to do about pronouns. At first I was going with what the Mob AU fanfic author did, which was conclude that we have no idea what the Chevalier d'Eon would have wanted, because we're not in a position to ask the right questions, so she uses they/them. But after reading this book (I think the Mob AU author has only read Wikipedia), it seems like–assuming this book is more accurate than Wikipedia–the Chevalier d'Eon did not go back and forth between presenting as a man and a woman, but switched from presenting as a man to presenting as a woman, and subsequently lived and died as a woman. So I'm going to use "she/her" pronouns.
However, since I've told this story using dialogue, characters are going to use whatever pronouns they would have used at a given time, both for accuracy and because their decisions make no sense if you don't understand how they were perceiving this individual.
I'm also, because Kates presents the Chevalier d'Eon as an unreliable narrator who was consciously refashioning her narrative to her advantage, going to allow Kates to argue with the Chevalier in this write-up. I will also be interrupting the narrative a lot myself. :D
Here goes! The story of the Chevalier d'Eon (1728-1810).
( Russia )
( England and the King's Secret )
( Genderswap )
( Here at the end of all things )
So this was an interesting book. Despite the fact that the whole Joan of Arc treatment made me question everything about his credentials, the book is jam-packed with more information about the 18th century and the Chevalier's life than I could report here.
In particular, if you want to read the book, there's a ton on how 18th century society and intellectuals understood gender roles, and how that differed from the 19th century. There's also a lot on the Chevalier's intellectual and spiritual life, the books she read and what she wrote, her experience as a born-again Christian, and how both of those things led her to believe women were morally superior to men in a way that must have contributed to her desire to live life as one.
There's also a lot more on how famous figures interacted with her, what she thought of them, and what they thought of her, such as Voltaire, Rousseau, Benjamin Franklin, John Wilkes, and this entire ~dramatic~ episode with Beaumarchais. It's worth a read even if it's not the most rigorous history ever.
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Oh, and final note from our 19th century Duc de Broglie, he is predictably not a fan of the Chevalier d'Eon and gets eyerolly at the whole "I'm a woman!" thing, and thinks of it as shenanigans that just made it harder for the Comte de Broglie to focus on important things, like the First Partition of Poland. (Note that the rumors about the Chevalier being a woman started in 1770, and the First Partition was playing out in 1771-1774, so these two events overlapped.)
How Bernstorff got his job
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Johann Ernst Bernstorff, Danish foreign minister and only equal to Fritz in the eyes of one Stefan Hartmann, was a Hanoverian. Had you studied 1720s diplomacy in as much detail as I did, this would be obvious to you, since G1's minister Bernstorff is a major player in this period, always throwing a wrench in the works of Charles Whitworth's attempts to negotiate a peace between Prussia and Sweden in the Great Northern War. The Bernstorff family is notable for having produced some 5 or so powerful ministers over the course of the 18th century, of whom I know at least three off the top of my head.
( His story )
( His story )
AITA, Rokoko Style
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Authors:
selenak,
cahn
Original discussion: https://cahn.dreamwidth.org/200007.html?thread=4252999#cmt4252999
selenak: So, at fail fandom anon, they have this "am I the asshole?" meme where a fictional (usually emotionally clueless) character asks this question in universe. I thought this was made for the Hohenzollern (and many of their social circle), so, here we go:
I, m34, was just trying to look out for my bratty younger sibling, m20 - there's thishot guy, total prick tease, whom the brat is swooning about. I might have said the guy has STD and made fun of his everything, and now the brat isn't talking to me anymore, when I was just being concerned for his health! AITA?
I, f55, always wanted the best for my children, especially when it came to their marriages. Now my oldest daughter looks at me as if I'm a madwoman just because I told her she should treat her new husband like her brother and not have sex with him so we can still annul this wretched marriage she should never have agreed to in the first place! She knows how much this means to me, and yet she betrayed me this way, she should be grateful I'm still talking to her at all! AITA?
I should have known this would happen, but: here I am, making some money on the side while providing heroic beta-reading services and writing my own stuff and defending an unfairly attacked guy against a shitstorm - and what happens? The guy who's been hitting on me for 16 years before I finally agreed to move in with him all of a sudden leads the shitstorm, attacks me while he's at it, burns my latest masterpiece and has me arrested while complaining to all our mutual friends that IATA!!!!!
cahn: Now my oldest daughter looks at me as if I'm a madwoman just because I told her she should treat her new husband like her brother and not have sex with him so we can still annul this wretched marriage she should never have agreed to in the first place!
omg, lol SD! I am going to say, YTABPAC, an acronym I just now made up that means "you're the asshole but possibly also crazy" :) Because when you put it like that...
As for your third one, he got some replies:
(just to be complete, for mildred:
ESH = "Everyone sucks here"
YTA = "You're the asshole"
NTA = "Not the asshole")
RandomRedditAddict
I can't help thinking there are a heck of a lot of missing reasons here. How is that you "should have known" this would happen? It's a little hard to say without more details, but I'm leaning ESH on this one.
MyActualNameIsGreaterThanThis
YTA. RRAddict's post above has a great point, missing reasons galore. Maybe you were really mean and annoying and made fun of this poor guy behind his back, whose only crime was thinking you were amazing?? And, like, are you kidding me, people don't just get arrested for NO REASON. I bet there was totally a reason, like maybe you STOLE his stuff!!
selenak: So here I, m, am, having a long term affair with the love of my life (m), procreating in my marriage (with f), having an affair with a bimbo (f) on the side, and mentoring this guy who has admittedly exciting future job prospects in my non existant spare time - and then that utter bastard first has sex with the bimbo, then, when I complain about it, dumps me as an mentor! I'll never get over it! His mother totally agrees with me, but the jerk still refuses to apologize - I don't need to ask whether AITA, because I know I'm not!
Here I, m64, was, enjoying my retirement as a PRIVATE CITIZEN, mentoring a few promising young people both in my state of residence and state of (former) employement, when it occured to me that takingon one more young fellow as a protegé might result in a general improvement of affairs for a great many people due to the kid's future job prospects. Now I was intensely familiar with people in his future line of work and let me tell you, most of these are jerks, with a lot of people suffering for it. His father was one of the worst. Any improvement there was enough of an incentive to lure me out of my retirement. Now I might have used a few questionable methods at first, but those prostitutes could use the money, so could various male friends in his social circle, and also, the competitition did the same thing. For a while, we seemed to hit it off and he expanded his intellectual horizon by listening to my reading tips, but unfortunately, the combination of other influences and an admittedly ill advised photobombing let to an enstragement. Well, at least I got a golden knob for a walking stick out of it, but when the kid, once on the job, immediately initiated a hostile takeover of the worst type, I couldn't help but wonder: could I have prevented this? was I the asshole there?
I, m, am a good looking career guy who used to be a in a steady relationship with someone in the same profession. Okay, my superior, but not the ultimate boss. (Could have had him, too, back in the day, if I'd wanted.) Now, maybe I was a bit high-handed when treating most of my s.o.'s hangers-on as the parasites they were, but I was just looking out for him! I mean, we've been through years of a high stress situation together, and now that's over, he's dumping me for some younger bit of fluff? Am I supposed to take that lying down?!!!! Of course I raised holy hell, I mean, who wouldn't, and okay, maybe hitting on his wife wasn't the best tactic, but I know he's been wanting to divorce her for eons. Anyway, the point is: I've been transferred to the back of beyond while the himbo got a gorgeous estate, and I still don't know how that happened. AITA?
I, m, really want everyone to be happy, and can't help it if many of them hit on me. I also want a steady job. Somehow, this evolved into a situation where this woman whom I had pay my travelling expenses thinks we'll live together while the guy in whose house I lived is having a fit because I had dinner with her on my last evening in town. But did either of them get me the job I wanted? They did not! So what's to complain about? AITA?
Some years ago I, m, and my long term companion, f, agreed to put our relationship on a non-sexual footing. AT the time, I thought it was a good idea, what with me being often ill and also way older. Since then, however, I discovered that I still can enjoy sex with a different woman. This doesn't impact on my relationship with my long-term companion, right? I mean, since we agreed to go platonic anyway, and I'm still as attracted as ever by her mind? It's just, there's this good looking younger guy hitting on her these days, and it looks like she's attracted to him, and I can't see that going anywhere good, so I said so, and we had an almighty row, especially after she found out about my other relationship. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said "it's not like we're married" or "ditch the he-man, he's just after your money", but was that a reason for calling me a love rat and an overrated hack?!? AITA?
I, m41, am a loving family man with a strong work ethic and good Christian values. All I want is for my family to share those, especially my oldest son. To that end, I appointed him the best teachers, ensured he's always supervised and thus does not feel neglected, and spared him the awful stupid lessons I had to endure as a kid. Like Latin and ancient history. All I want in return is for him to be exactly like me, is this too much to ask? But no. He keeps grimacing when I'm around, ridicules all I hold dear, keeps lying to me, gets into debts and in general shows every sign of becoming the kind of lazy slob bound to ruin my life's work! So naturally I took counter measures. Some of them might have been drastic, like sending bad influences away and dragging him in front of two armies, but they were for his own good! Anyone could see that! And now the kid has humilated me in front of Europe by trying to run away, even conspiring with my own employes in order to do so. I might have overreacted when telling his mother he was dead, slapping his sister and telling him his mother doesn't care anymore, but I don't think so. It's just, my other kid, who's usually good as gold, now doesn't want to join my favourite profession anymore. AITA?
cahn:
DerAlteD
NTA. Kid should be more grateful. Maybe the problem is that he doesn't really see how much you do for him. I bet more family time would help, bring him to your nights out with the guys or whatever you do for fun. Or find him a nice girl! That's what he needs. Bonus is that your other kid will see all this and realize that the male authority figures really do know best.
pastorb
Depends on what you mean by "bad influences" -- I hope you're not trying to totally cut him off from his friends, that would be YTA territory for sure.
BearsAreNotTheAnswer
YTA. I just feel like if someone wants to run away, then that's your answer right there, you know?
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I, m34, was just trying to look out for my bratty younger sibling, m20 - there's this
I, f55, always wanted the best for my children, especially when it came to their marriages. Now my oldest daughter looks at me as if I'm a madwoman just because I told her she should treat her new husband like her brother and not have sex with him so we can still annul this wretched marriage she should never have agreed to in the first place! She knows how much this means to me, and yet she betrayed me this way, she should be grateful I'm still talking to her at all! AITA?
I should have known this would happen, but: here I am, making some money on the side while providing heroic beta-reading services and writing my own stuff and defending an unfairly attacked guy against a shitstorm - and what happens? The guy who's been hitting on me for 16 years before I finally agreed to move in with him all of a sudden leads the shitstorm, attacks me while he's at it, burns my latest masterpiece and has me arrested while complaining to all our mutual friends that IATA!!!!!
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omg, lol SD! I am going to say, YTABPAC, an acronym I just now made up that means "you're the asshole but possibly also crazy" :) Because when you put it like that...
As for your third one, he got some replies:
(just to be complete, for mildred:
ESH = "Everyone sucks here"
YTA = "You're the asshole"
NTA = "Not the asshole")
RandomRedditAddict
I can't help thinking there are a heck of a lot of missing reasons here. How is that you "should have known" this would happen? It's a little hard to say without more details, but I'm leaning ESH on this one.
MyActualNameIsGreaterThanThis
YTA. RRAddict's post above has a great point, missing reasons galore. Maybe you were really mean and annoying and made fun of this poor guy behind his back, whose only crime was thinking you were amazing?? And, like, are you kidding me, people don't just get arrested for NO REASON. I bet there was totally a reason, like maybe you STOLE his stuff!!
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Here I, m64, was, enjoying my retirement as a PRIVATE CITIZEN, mentoring a few promising young people both in my state of residence and state of (former) employement, when it occured to me that takingon one more young fellow as a protegé might result in a general improvement of affairs for a great many people due to the kid's future job prospects. Now I was intensely familiar with people in his future line of work and let me tell you, most of these are jerks, with a lot of people suffering for it. His father was one of the worst. Any improvement there was enough of an incentive to lure me out of my retirement. Now I might have used a few questionable methods at first, but those prostitutes could use the money, so could various male friends in his social circle, and also, the competitition did the same thing. For a while, we seemed to hit it off and he expanded his intellectual horizon by listening to my reading tips, but unfortunately, the combination of other influences and an admittedly ill advised photobombing let to an enstragement. Well, at least I got a golden knob for a walking stick out of it, but when the kid, once on the job, immediately initiated a hostile takeover of the worst type, I couldn't help but wonder: could I have prevented this? was I the asshole there?
I, m, am a good looking career guy who used to be a in a steady relationship with someone in the same profession. Okay, my superior, but not the ultimate boss. (Could have had him, too, back in the day, if I'd wanted.) Now, maybe I was a bit high-handed when treating most of my s.o.'s hangers-on as the parasites they were, but I was just looking out for him! I mean, we've been through years of a high stress situation together, and now that's over, he's dumping me for some younger bit of fluff? Am I supposed to take that lying down?!!!! Of course I raised holy hell, I mean, who wouldn't, and okay, maybe hitting on his wife wasn't the best tactic, but I know he's been wanting to divorce her for eons. Anyway, the point is: I've been transferred to the back of beyond while the himbo got a gorgeous estate, and I still don't know how that happened. AITA?
I, m, really want everyone to be happy, and can't help it if many of them hit on me. I also want a steady job. Somehow, this evolved into a situation where this woman whom I had pay my travelling expenses thinks we'll live together while the guy in whose house I lived is having a fit because I had dinner with her on my last evening in town. But did either of them get me the job I wanted? They did not! So what's to complain about? AITA?
Some years ago I, m, and my long term companion, f, agreed to put our relationship on a non-sexual footing. AT the time, I thought it was a good idea, what with me being often ill and also way older. Since then, however, I discovered that I still can enjoy sex with a different woman. This doesn't impact on my relationship with my long-term companion, right? I mean, since we agreed to go platonic anyway, and I'm still as attracted as ever by her mind? It's just, there's this good looking younger guy hitting on her these days, and it looks like she's attracted to him, and I can't see that going anywhere good, so I said so, and we had an almighty row, especially after she found out about my other relationship. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said "it's not like we're married" or "ditch the he-man, he's just after your money", but was that a reason for calling me a love rat and an overrated hack?!? AITA?
I, m41, am a loving family man with a strong work ethic and good Christian values. All I want is for my family to share those, especially my oldest son. To that end, I appointed him the best teachers, ensured he's always supervised and thus does not feel neglected, and spared him the awful stupid lessons I had to endure as a kid. Like Latin and ancient history. All I want in return is for him to be exactly like me, is this too much to ask? But no. He keeps grimacing when I'm around, ridicules all I hold dear, keeps lying to me, gets into debts and in general shows every sign of becoming the kind of lazy slob bound to ruin my life's work! So naturally I took counter measures. Some of them might have been drastic, like sending bad influences away and dragging him in front of two armies, but they were for his own good! Anyone could see that! And now the kid has humilated me in front of Europe by trying to run away, even conspiring with my own employes in order to do so. I might have overreacted when telling his mother he was dead, slapping his sister and telling him his mother doesn't care anymore, but I don't think so. It's just, my other kid, who's usually good as gold, now doesn't want to join my favourite profession anymore. AITA?
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DerAlteD
NTA. Kid should be more grateful. Maybe the problem is that he doesn't really see how much you do for him. I bet more family time would help, bring him to your nights out with the guys or whatever you do for fun. Or find him a nice girl! That's what he needs. Bonus is that your other kid will see all this and realize that the male authority figures really do know best.
pastorb
Depends on what you mean by "bad influences" -- I hope you're not trying to totally cut him off from his friends, that would be YTA territory for sure.
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YTA. I just feel like if someone wants to run away, then that's your answer right there, you know?
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Summary of Adam Gottlob Moltke's career based on Moltke: Rigets Mægtigste Mand, supplementary to the information in https://rheinsberg.dreamwidth.org/69116.html:
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( In power )
( Fall from power )
( Retirement and descendants )
I enjoyed the very last sentence of the book, in which Adam Moltke steps down in 1852 and says to Frederik VII, "If Your Majesty should have need of me again, that's why I'm a Moltke."
( Rise to power )
( In power )
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I enjoyed the very last sentence of the book, in which Adam Moltke steps down in 1852 and says to Frederik VII, "If Your Majesty should have need of me again, that's why I'm a Moltke."
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(This one is admittedly a century too early for this community, but emoji fics will never not make it in. :D I will refrain from cluttering the tags, though.)
Author:
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King James VI and I: 🤴
Robert Carr, later Earl of Somerset: 🧔
George Villiers, later Duke of Buckingham: 🧔🏻♀️
Frances Howard, first Lady Essex, then Lady Somerset: 👩🏻🦱
Rob(ert), Earl of Essex: 🧌
Sir Thomas Overbury, Mentor of Somerset: 🧓🏼
Team Howard, Uncles of Frances: 👥
Archbishop of Canterbury & Earl of Pembroke (The Anti Somerset Alliance): 🤵🏻👨🏻🎓
🧔: 🏇🤕 🛌
🤴: 😍 💐💰
🧔🤴: 💑
🧔: 🤑
👩🏻🦱: 😏🫦
🧔: 💕
🧌: 🤬
👩🏻🦱: 🧌😶🌫️😰
🧌: 😖💪🗣️
🤴: 🦶🧌
🧔: 💍 👩🏻🦱
🧓🏼: 🤯⁉️🤮
👩🏻🦱:🖕
🤴🧔: 🧳🧓🏼🇷🇺
🧓🏼: 🗣️😤🚷
🤴: 🤯 ➡️🏰🧓🏼
🧓🏼: 🤒⚰️
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: ‼️ 🤢 👥 👩🏻🦱🧔
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 💡
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🔎 🧔🏻♀️
🧔🏻♀️: 🕺🏻🏆😏🤴
🤴: 😋
🧔: ❓🛏️ 👎
🤴: 😿
🧔🏻♀️: 💞😘
🤴: 💝🧔🏻♀️
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 😆
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓🧔🏻♀️: 👩🏻🦱🧙☠️🍄🧓🏼📜
🤴: 😮💨👩🏻🦱🧔🏰
🧔👩🏻🦱: 🧳😥🏞️
🧌: 🤣💪💪💪
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🥳🎉
🤴🧔🏻♀️: 👨❤️💋👨
🤴: 💰💰💐🌹🎁 ♥️
🧔🏻♀️: 🥇⭐️☄️😁
🧌🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🤔😒🧐
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A Tale of Two Favourites
King James VI and I: 🤴
Robert Carr, later Earl of Somerset: 🧔
George Villiers, later Duke of Buckingham: 🧔🏻♀️
Frances Howard, first Lady Essex, then Lady Somerset: 👩🏻🦱
Rob(ert), Earl of Essex: 🧌
Sir Thomas Overbury, Mentor of Somerset: 🧓🏼
Team Howard, Uncles of Frances: 👥
Archbishop of Canterbury & Earl of Pembroke (The Anti Somerset Alliance): 🤵🏻👨🏻🎓
🧔: 🏇🤕 🛌
🤴: 😍 💐💰
🧔🤴: 💑
🧔: 🤑
👩🏻🦱: 😏🫦
🧔: 💕
🧌: 🤬
👩🏻🦱: 🧌😶🌫️😰
🧌: 😖💪🗣️
🤴: 🦶🧌
🧔: 💍 👩🏻🦱
🧓🏼: 🤯⁉️🤮
👩🏻🦱:🖕
🤴🧔: 🧳🧓🏼🇷🇺
🧓🏼: 🗣️😤🚷
🤴: 🤯 ➡️🏰🧓🏼
🧓🏼: 🤒⚰️
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: ‼️ 🤢 👥 👩🏻🦱🧔
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 💡
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🔎 🧔🏻♀️
🧔🏻♀️: 🕺🏻🏆😏🤴
🤴: 😋
🧔: ❓🛏️ 👎
🤴: 😿
🧔🏻♀️: 💞😘
🤴: 💝🧔🏻♀️
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 😆
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓🧔🏻♀️: 👩🏻🦱🧙☠️🍄🧓🏼📜
🤴: 😮💨👩🏻🦱🧔🏰
🧔👩🏻🦱: 🧳😥🏞️
🧌: 🤣💪💪💪
🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🥳🎉
🤴🧔🏻♀️: 👨❤️💋👨
🤴: 💰💰💐🌹🎁 ♥️
🧔🏻♀️: 🥇⭐️☄️😁
🧌🤵🏻👨🏻🎓: 🤔😒🧐
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selenak: I mean, I can't imagine a more stressful position than having to fulfill both Fritz' and Heinrich's sexual and emotional needs at the same time, honestly. Which is probably why it never happened - I mean, real Marwitz may very well have been Heinrich's first love, i.e. before Heinrich got into the poly habit, but he definitely was never Fritz' sole pretty distraction. (Also, in the relevant era, post Silesia 2, Fredersdorf was of course alive and (relatively) well.) Meanwhile, even boastful Kalckreuth who is convinced he could have had Fritz (and that Heinrich should have been more grateful) doesn't imply he could have managed Fritz and Heinrich at the same time, let alone without any other boytoys. And Fritz loathed Kaphengst, who might have had the self confidence and lack of common sense to try such a mighty feat.
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Write-up by
mildred_of_midgard about Jacek Staszewski's August III: Kurfürst von Sachsen und König von Polen, published in Polish in 1989 and translated into German in 1996:
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luzula adds: Re: this bit: “he would spend his days cutting out bits of paper with a pair of scissors”, it reminds me of similar phrasing in Mrs Calderwood's journal that I reported on here. She said it of the son of Colonel Townley, when she wanted to imply that he was feminine and without much initiative. Hmm.
mildred_of_midgard: Oh, that's interesting! Do you have a sense of whether that was a literal 18th century hobby, or if it was a trope used to insult people?
luzula: An Internet search gave me these two examples of women doing papercut art at roughly the right time period! So it seems like it was actually a thing--and it looks like it was taken seriously as an art form, too.
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selenak: All very interesting, and it also provides context for FW‘s conviction that his favourite con man told him nothing but the truth re: the dastardly Catholic plot of murdering him and turning Fritz into a Catholic. (and remember, one of FW‘s instructions to his kids‘ teachers was that the kids should feel nothing but contempt for the Catholic religion. One of his rare pedagoical successes with Fritz.)
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When you give a monarch a bear...
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For
cahn.
FW: I will put a bear in Gundling's room!
Roman Emperor Elagabalus, many centuries earlier: I will put bears in everyone's room!1
Ivan the Terrible: I will set bears on people just to see what happens!2
Charles XII: I will get the bear so drunk it falls out the window to its death!
Gian Gastone: Ooh, you have bears? I want to see the bears! Bring me the bears.
*shortly thereafter*
GG: I'm so turned on rn. I want to have sex with--
Mildred: Please don't say the bear.
GG: The bear-handler. He's such a big brawny guy, yum.
Mildred: Oh, thank god.
GG: Also his two young assistants, also hot stuff.
Mildred: Still could be worse.
GG: The bear-handler and his boys3 will be added to my collection of male prostitutes.
Mildred: I already know about the collection of male prostitutes and so am not batting an eye!
GG: One night, the bear-handler will be drunk in his room when I get a hankering for him. I'm drunk also, it goes without saying. I will have him brought to me. But he's so drunk he doesn't want to get out of bed. But I'm the Grand Duke, and my pimp/boyfriend/life partner Giuliano will force him to come to my room. For more drinking, of course!
Mildred: Yep, sounds about right.
GG: We're having a great time, right up until I unleash a "prodigious vomit" all over his face and chest. I'm still having a great time, because I totally have a vomit fetish!
Mildred: ...Okay, you got me. I figured out you had an alcoholism fetish, but this one I didn't see coming.
GG: But he's furious and starts beating me black and blue to within an inch of my life. I bleat a little but am not really up for defending myself. Giuliano and other servants overhear the commotion and come running to save me from imminent death.
Mildred: Well, I don't blame him...
GG: Neither do I! In fact, he doesn't get punished at all and continues to draw his salary and live peaceably in Florence, probably because elsewhere in this narrative it's been recounted that I'm totally into getting beaten up, and I make the Ruspanti do it to me all the time!
Mildred: This narrative isn't very reliable, is it?
GG and Giuliano Dami, in unison: God no. Please treat this anonymous manuscript like the National Enquirer of the 18th century and don't believe anything you read about us in it. Unlike Harold Acton, who took it as gospel in his book.4
FW: My bears are the best attested!
Mildred and Gundling: ...That's not exactly a point in your favor.
Notes:
1. This is from a source that's so dubious that it's questionable how much it was even ever meant as history, so you shouldn't believe this happened so much as be aware that this is a story that was told and some people have believed it.
2. According to Massie in his Peter the Great bio. Not from any reliable source on Ivan the Terrible, which I have yet to read (but am starting to look into).
3. Called "boys", but the ages of the other "boys" that are given in the text as GG's prostitutes are around twenty, so not necessarily pedophilia here.
4. About which more when I've done some more research in the Italian books that draw on actual archival material that I recently bought and have started reading.
Later addendum:
If you give August III a bear, this happens:
"Numbers of wild beasts, taken in cages into the middle of the thickets in this charming spot, and forced to climb on little paths of planks between two walls, to the top of trees on the edge of the canal, were precipitated through a trapdoor into the water thirty feet below, and thus gave the King the chance, should he wish for it, of shooting wolves, boars and bears in the air. Hounds were waiting for them at the foot of the trees, to pursue them on land and water until the time came when the King thought fit to slay them. One of these bears, finding a boat, climbed on to the prow, in order to get away from the hounds. A young Rzewuski, brother of the Marshal, and Saul, chief clerk in the Saxon Foreign Office, in drawing back to the stern of the boat against the boatman who was steering, managed to make the craft heel over so far that she capsized. The bear for a second time described a circle in the air, and fell in the water close to these men, who got off with a fright, and gave the King much amusement by their adventure."
Courtesy of Poniatowski's memoirs, cited in the biography of Hanbury-Williams.
I *guess* it's better than locking Gundling up with bears and firecrackers, which the daily Frederician emails have just reminded us happened on October 10 (1716).
But from 2023, it's hilarious to read about! Flying bears catapulting through the air! What will 18th century monarchs with bears think of next?
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FW: I will put a bear in Gundling's room!
Roman Emperor Elagabalus, many centuries earlier: I will put bears in everyone's room!1
Ivan the Terrible: I will set bears on people just to see what happens!2
Charles XII: I will get the bear so drunk it falls out the window to its death!
Gian Gastone: Ooh, you have bears? I want to see the bears! Bring me the bears.
*shortly thereafter*
GG: I'm so turned on rn. I want to have sex with--
Mildred: Please don't say the bear.
GG: The bear-handler. He's such a big brawny guy, yum.
Mildred: Oh, thank god.
GG: Also his two young assistants, also hot stuff.
Mildred: Still could be worse.
GG: The bear-handler and his boys3 will be added to my collection of male prostitutes.
Mildred: I already know about the collection of male prostitutes and so am not batting an eye!
GG: One night, the bear-handler will be drunk in his room when I get a hankering for him. I'm drunk also, it goes without saying. I will have him brought to me. But he's so drunk he doesn't want to get out of bed. But I'm the Grand Duke, and my pimp/boyfriend/life partner Giuliano will force him to come to my room. For more drinking, of course!
Mildred: Yep, sounds about right.
GG: We're having a great time, right up until I unleash a "prodigious vomit" all over his face and chest. I'm still having a great time, because I totally have a vomit fetish!
Mildred: ...Okay, you got me. I figured out you had an alcoholism fetish, but this one I didn't see coming.
GG: But he's furious and starts beating me black and blue to within an inch of my life. I bleat a little but am not really up for defending myself. Giuliano and other servants overhear the commotion and come running to save me from imminent death.
Mildred: Well, I don't blame him...
GG: Neither do I! In fact, he doesn't get punished at all and continues to draw his salary and live peaceably in Florence, probably because elsewhere in this narrative it's been recounted that I'm totally into getting beaten up, and I make the Ruspanti do it to me all the time!
Mildred: This narrative isn't very reliable, is it?
GG and Giuliano Dami, in unison: God no. Please treat this anonymous manuscript like the National Enquirer of the 18th century and don't believe anything you read about us in it. Unlike Harold Acton, who took it as gospel in his book.4
FW: My bears are the best attested!
Mildred and Gundling: ...That's not exactly a point in your favor.
Notes:
1. This is from a source that's so dubious that it's questionable how much it was even ever meant as history, so you shouldn't believe this happened so much as be aware that this is a story that was told and some people have believed it.
2. According to Massie in his Peter the Great bio. Not from any reliable source on Ivan the Terrible, which I have yet to read (but am starting to look into).
3. Called "boys", but the ages of the other "boys" that are given in the text as GG's prostitutes are around twenty, so not necessarily pedophilia here.
4. About which more when I've done some more research in the Italian books that draw on actual archival material that I recently bought and have started reading.
Later addendum:
If you give August III a bear, this happens:
"Numbers of wild beasts, taken in cages into the middle of the thickets in this charming spot, and forced to climb on little paths of planks between two walls, to the top of trees on the edge of the canal, were precipitated through a trapdoor into the water thirty feet below, and thus gave the King the chance, should he wish for it, of shooting wolves, boars and bears in the air. Hounds were waiting for them at the foot of the trees, to pursue them on land and water until the time came when the King thought fit to slay them. One of these bears, finding a boat, climbed on to the prow, in order to get away from the hounds. A young Rzewuski, brother of the Marshal, and Saul, chief clerk in the Saxon Foreign Office, in drawing back to the stern of the boat against the boatman who was steering, managed to make the craft heel over so far that she capsized. The bear for a second time described a circle in the air, and fell in the water close to these men, who got off with a fright, and gave the King much amusement by their adventure."
Courtesy of Poniatowski's memoirs, cited in the biography of Hanbury-Williams.
I *guess* it's better than locking Gundling up with bears and firecrackers, which the daily Frederician emails have just reminded us happened on October 10 (1716).
But from 2023, it's hilarious to read about! Flying bears catapulting through the air! What will 18th century monarchs with bears think of next?
Toussaint Louverture
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Toussaint Louverture: A Revolutionary Life by Philippe Girard (2016)
This had been on my ereader for years, probably bought on some ebook sale; I picked it up now because it's a part of the 18th century I knew little about. The only thing I knew beforehand was that Toussaint Louverture (which my dictation program picks up as "to some liberty", very fitting) led a successful revolt against slavery on Haiti around the time of the French Revolution. He seems to have been a complicated man!
It's interesting how the 18th century politics I already know about played out in Saint Domingue (which became Haiti). At first, it was the white colonizers who wanted independence from France (because they were afraid the French revolution would take their privileges away), and the enslaved black people fought as royalists! I guess this is not as surprising as you might think--people often seem to hate their immediate overlords the most (peasants their feudal landlord, enslaved people their slave drivers and owners) while the king appears as a far-off benevolent figure who would fix things if only he knew. And in fact the French king had enacted some legislation to try to rein in cruelties in slavery, under the pressure of abolitionists. But over time, Toussaint Louverture and other leaders shifted over to "rights of man" arguments, similar to the French revolutionaries, and he seems to have been fiercely resentful of racism.
I can't help but note some of the arguments of the plantation owners, because plus ca change: "Actually our slaves are perfectly happy and would never revolt if not for OUTSIDE AGITATORS!" "Actually WE are the slaves, because government wants to take our liberties [i e our property rights, i e our right to own people] away!"
It's also interesting how racism increased during the 17th and 18th centuries--at first, social station/class sometimes trumped race, such that people of color could be plantation owners, and poor white people were classed with poor free people of color. But at the end of the period, there was a crackdown on wealthier free people of color, who often owned enslaved people of their own or aspired to it, to keep them down economically and socially. Toussaint Louverture was born enslaved but was freed later on, so he was part of that class.
I can see why he was often called "the black Napoleon" at the time – he was a military leader in a revolutionary war, and after his side had won, he installed himself as military dictator for life. Also he became the richest man on the island, which does not surprise me, because getting private gain from public office is pretty much the standard for 18th century elites. He upheld the abolition of slavery, but he also ordered the former field slaves back to the same work on their previous estates and used the army to enforce his labor laws. At first, people could switch estates once a year, but after a while this was not allowed. The sale of small plots of land was forbidden, to prevent people from setting up small farms of their own. This is admittedly better than being enslaved (you can’t be bought and sold, and you’re at least supposed to get a wage) but the field workers revolted against these conditions, and Louverture had several thousand of them killed. (The book notes that white French abolitionists might have used a similar system, had they had control of the island—it’s not slavery, after all…)
So why did he do this? Obviously he stood to gain from it financially since he now owned many of these estates, but it seems he mainly wanted to prove that a country with black leadership could hold its own economically – the main export was sugar which apparently required large plantations and refineries. When Napoleon (temporarily) conquered the island back after a few years, his representative said "I will more or less follow Toussaint’s labor code, which is very good, and so strict, that I would never have dared to propose one like this on my own."
After reading the book, I read four reviews of it in peer-reviewed journals, since after all I don’t know this subject and don’t know if the book could be biased. The reviews all agree that the book is based on thorough archival research which has uncovered many new sources which were not known before, and they don’t disagree with any facts. Two of the reviews however don’t agree with the author about some of his interpretations of Louverture’s motivations, and don’t think he’s generous enough towards him. It doesn’t surprise me that interpretations vary – a figure like this is bound to be controversial.
Mildred: there's very little info on the military aspects of the revolution (clearly not the author's interest), except that the author says that Louverture quite deliberately used disease as a factor on his side--he would delay such that yellow fever and other diseases would decimate the soldiers newly come from France. And it killed a LOT of them.
But! As it turned out,
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Interestingly, Louverture tried exactly this, during the Haitian Revolution, and failed. However, the deck was stacked against him, so it's not proof that a plantation owner couldn't have made it work. (According to the Louverture biography I read, the only previous attempt had been Lafayette's--and that author mentions nothing about how it ended, perhaps because that was irrelevant to the discussion at hand.)
But I found the discussion of free and slave plantations in Haiti in the book I read just fascinating.
First and foremost--and based on your comment, you probably know this--sugarcane was a crop that was very complex to produce. It required expensive infrastructure and division of labor, which meant a huge up-front investment and a large workforce. Other crops, you could just plant in your field and grow them; sugarcane was a different beast.
So in order to get a free sugar plantation going, you would have had to get a large amount of people willing to work together on the plantation.
This was a problem during the Haitian revolution, because the newly freed slaves associated plantation work with slavery, and quite understandably didn't want to keep doing the same thing they'd always done. Their goal was to divide up the huge plots of land and farm it individually, each person feeling like he or she was working for themselves/their family, and not part of a huge enterprise. They could have grown coffee, or something like that, using this method.
But Louverture was dead set on sugarcane plantation or bust, and that was as much for psychological reasons as the former slaves' refusal was. In Louverture's mind, he had to prove to the world that free blacks could be just as successful or more successful than slaves, and that meant successful at the same thing. If ending slavery meant abandoning the sugarcane plantation model, that was not a very good economic argument for abolition. He also needed to bring in enough of a profit that he could fund the military to fight off the major European powers currently trying to bring Haiti back to the status quo.
But sugarcane work was so unpopular that even once Louverture started offering wages, he could not get the workers into the fields except at gunpoint. At which point the former slaves were like, "Are you *sure* we are former slaves? Or did we just change masters?" And while Haiti wasn't producing sugar, supply dropped and prices rose worldwide, making the economic argument even harder to sell.
If, instead, you had a Lafayette-type system where the slaves were voluntarily freed by the whites and didn't have to worry about invasion and reconquest, and where race relations were better, would the former slaves have been so dead set against the plantation model? Hard to say. Self-determination counts for a lot; individual farms might still have been more popular.
But how profitable was the slave-based plantation? The author I read argued that all the contemporary claims that it was extremely profitable were "book cooking" arguments made in the face of abolitionists arguing that slavery wasn't profitable. So you can't trust the inflated self-published numbers, and there aren't really good reliable numbers.
Still, there's indirect evidence that planters were facing hardships, some of which were caused by the reasons
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It's also worth pointing out that the colonies were founded under the mercantilist model, where the point, as far as the government was concerned, *wasn't* to make planters a profit. (The planters obviously had a different opinion here.) The point was to raise exports for the mother country, so that the import-export ratio for France as a whole was more favorable compared to that of other nations. So as long as the Caribbean plantations gross sugar export volume was high, the profit level mattered less--so slave-based plantations may have been unprofitable even at their peak.
The book I read was Philippe Girard's Toussaint Louverture, which has been criticized in reviews for being too hard on Louverture, and I have not yet read Black Spartacus, which has been called hagiographical, as a counterpoint. So take all discussion of Louverture's personal culpability with that caveat.
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Heinrich and Poland according to Volz
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As summarized by Selena, Ziebura's take on the episode in which Heinrich is offered a crown:
August III of Poland & Saxony had died in 1763, and a polish delegation lead by Andreas Mokranowski showed up in Prussia to offer the crown to Heinrich. Now, not only was this when Fritz and Heinrich had just had one of their frequent bust-ups (this one involved the immortal dialogue "mon cher, you just don't understand" "Oh, I think I'm old enough to understand" (exit Heinrich to Rheinsberg, seriously, this from two men who'd just won the 7 Years War), but it also conflicted with Catherine's desire to put her boyfriend, the later unexpectedly self determined Poniatowski on the Polish throne. Fritz, who did not want a new conflict with Russia, therefore forebade Andreas Mokranowski to as much as speak to Heinrich. Who didn't find out until becoming buddies with Catherine years later when negotioting the first Separation of Poland.
As part of
mildred_of_midgard's Poland research, she across a 1905 article by Volz that says, "Not so fast."
Ziebura's account, according to Volz, is the traditional picture repeated by historian after historian, all of whom are copying each other (Volz puts some passages side by side to show the copying evidence), but this claim, as stated, goes back to some very unreliable sources that get everything wrong. The most reliable sources we have, which are unfortunately not as primary source as we would like, but summaries of speeches made orally, have a slightly different take.
First, some political background: There were two parties in Poland, the pro-Russian party led by the Czartoryskis and Poniatowskis (remember that they intermarried), aka "The Family", and the pro-French "Patriots" led by Branicki and Prince Radziwill. When Catherine sent Russian troops to occupy Poland in 1764, Branicki tried to defy them, but he and his troops were forced to flee to Hungary. Then he decided to ask Russia's ally Prussia to mediate.
Right as this was happening, Fritz was finally signing the treaty with Catherine, in which he pledged himself to support Poniatowski as king.
Branicki sent Mokranowski to Berlin to ask Fritz to do two things: 1) Prevent any alteration of the traditional Polish liberties that were aimed at strengthening the monarch's powers, 2) mediate between the two parties.
We have the goals of the delegation and Fritz's handwritten marginal notes in reply, and there is not a single syllable about Heinrich or offering the crown to him.
The only sources we have that mention Heinrich are reports that claim to go back to Mokranowski. An anonymously published life of Heinrich (1784) says that Mokranowski came not from Branicki but from a Polish confederation, and that the purpose of the delegation was to offer Heinrich the crown, and, worst of all, he dates the episode to the First Polish Partition, several years later!
Another anonymous life of Heinrich (1809) copies from it (both the language and the same mistakes show this), but adds the detail that Mokranowski made two trips to Berlin, one in 1764 and one in 1768, with the same request, and was rejected twice. Volz says we know for a fact that Mokranowski only made one trip, in 1764, and that there is clearly a lot of fictionalization happening here.
The most reliable sources we have are summaries made of the speech Mokranowski made when he got back to Poland, when he reported what he and Fritz had said orally. (Unfortunately, we don't have Mokranowski's direct take.)
There is one by a Polish noble named Mosczynki and an anonymous one. In what they include, they pretty much agree, but the anonymous one, which includes more detail, is the only one to mention Heinrich.
Then there's a book on the history of Poland by a Frenchman named Rulhière (cited extensively by de Broglie as well as the H-W bio), that also mentions Heinrich. Now, Rulhière had been in Russia in 1762 and had written an eyewitness account of the Revolution (that Wikipedia tells me was only published posthumously, as Catherine kept trying to destroy it), but he was *not* an eyewitness of the 1764 events. His account of the 1764 delegation to Fritz is largely based on Mosczynki's account, but it includes some extra details not in there (like Heinrich). There is some evidence he knew Mokranowski personally, especially since Mokranowski stayed in Paris from August 1769. However, Rulhière also makes some mistakes in his account, like saying Mokranowski went to Berlin on his own accord, rather than on behalf of Branicki.
A final source that mentions Heinrich is Baron Goltz's report from Paris 1769, Goltz being the Prussian envoy to France (whom I mentioned recently in response to Selena's question) and former Prussian envoy to Peter III.
So, to recap, our three reliable-seeming sources that mention Heinrich are:
- An anonymous recap of Mokranowski's speech to the Poles by a Pole.
- A summary of this episode by a Frenchman who may have known Mokranowski in Paris in 1769.
- An envoy report written several years later by a Prussian who knew Mokranowski during his stay in Paris in 1769, and wrote to Fritz summarizing what Mokranowksi had told him of what happened in 1764.
These three sources agree that 1) the main point of the embassy had nothing to do with Heinrich, 2) Heinrich's name came up in passing as a possible candidate.
Rulhière's version (which has mistakes), has Mokranowski saying, "Give us a king, give us your brother Prince Henri." Goltz's version has him saying, "Why does Your Majesty not want to give us a king from your own hand? The Poles would accept with joy and confidence someone like Prince Henri." In both accounts, Fritz responds, "He doesn't want to become Catholic." [Lol, Fritz.]
Finally, Fritz's reply to Goltz says, "Mokranowksi did indeed mention the proposal that you included in your last letter."
Critically, says Volz, there is no mention of a formal offer, just an idea, and Goltz specifically has Henri included just as an example of someone they (meaning the anti-Russian party) would accept.
In conclusion, it sort of happened, but there was no delegation sent to Fritz *in order to* ask for Heinrich as king, he just sort of came up in conversation as a possibility.
We all agree Fritz noped right out of that, though. ;)
Given that the guy who casually mentioned Heinrich was representing a party that had just been kicked out of Poland by occupying Russian troops, and given Kunersdorf and Zorndorf, I can see why Fritz did not want to touch the clusterfuck that is Poland and a war with Russia with a ten-foot pole in 1764. But you can tell he very much doesn't trust Heinrich to do the right thing here: Rulhière's account has him saying, "No, he really doesn't [want to become Catholic], and his stance on this is so firm that there's no point in talking to him; I will protect you from seeing it."
In *other* interesting Fritz-and-Poland news, I read Volz's account of Heinrich's maneuverings to end up in St. Petersburg, and indeed, it is convincing that Fritz did not send Heinrich to Catherine to propose a partition, but that this was Heinrich's initiative...but I have since turned up something that Volz does not mention in that article (unless I missed it in a footnote), but seems incredibly relevant:
In February 1769, Fritz proposed a partition of Poland to his envoy in St. Petersburg. He tried to pass it off as the idea of Count Lynar (remember, the former Danish ambassador to Russia who lost a game of intrigue with Moltke), who was in Berlin at the time to marry his daughter to a Kamecke, but my source (a 2022 book on the Russo-Turkish war of 1768-1774) says that it was Fritz's idea, as no reference to any such thing has been found in Lynar's papers. I have no source for the claim that it's *not* in Lynar's papers, but I have read the original letter from Fritz to his envoy Solms in 1769 in the Political Correspondence, so that's legit.
We've also seen that Fritz, in his political testament of 1768, told his successor that Poland must be eaten by an artichoke: leaf by leaf, and he was very interested in getting that land bridge from Pomerania to East Prussia.
But Catherine said no in 1769, and apparently by 1771, Fritz didn't think it was going to happen and was playing cautious. What's interesting is that historians will *either* say the partition was Fritz's idea and he "sent" Heinrich (which is wrong), or they'll say it was Heinrich's idea (or that it was proposed to him at Catherine's court and he started selling it to Fritz) without mentioning that Fritz himself had actually proposed it just 2 years before. (Given that, he may genuinely have believed later on that just a few months later he was chatting about a partition with Joseph, since Russia and Poland and what to do about the situation was a major topic of their discussion.) I actually had to read Norman Davies, of all people, to see that Fritz had made this proposal in 1769 (and then I couldn't find it in the P.C., because he gets the date wrong and doesn't name Solms), and then get this book Amazon recommended on the Russo-Turkish War to tell me how to find the actual proposal by Fritz.
So the true story seems to be: Fritz had the idea first, but got pushback and gave up on it, and wasn't prepared to re-adopt the idea two years later because he was expecting more pushback. (If he thought it was just Heinrich's idea, it's understandable that Fritz didn't realize how much support the idea now had at the Russian court, because of his previous experience, whereas Heinrich, who was there in St. Petersburg, realized how much had changed in 2 years.)
You know, if it didn't seem out of character for Fritz, I would still wonder...if someone makes you a proposal, refusing it because you want more but think you will lose face if you ask directly, if your BATNA is good enough, is a known negotiating technique that I have used myself. And it worked out for Fritz the same way it worked out for me: they started offering him more to catch his interest, and instead of getting one territory (the initial offer), he got the whole land bridge that he needed.
But I don't know that Fritz had that kind of subtlety, and it definitely doesn't seem like he and Heinrich worked this out in advance. He seems genuinely annoyed that little brother has decided to go to St. Petersburg and, as we saw, says, "I could have explained so many things in person." (Except you never would, Fritz, because you would rather poke your own eyes out than entrust Heinrich with a negotiation in a country out of your reach.)
Oh, and I meant to tie Branicki and Mokranowski back to The King's Secret. Remember when I wrote:
Then there are intrigues in the Polish Diet! The upshot is that the French come out on top for the present: they manage to get a powerful noble to defect to the French side, and prevent an alliance with Austria and Russia.
, which happened back in 1752? The powerful noble who defects to the French side is Branicki, and Mokranowski, according to Broglie, is the guy who gets him to defect. It's very dramatic:
The Act of Confederation was placed in a tent, which was speedily besieged by a crowd eager to sign the document. Mokranowski, having cleared a passage for himself, suddenly advanced to the table, as if with the intention of adding his own signature, caught up the paper, and, holding it tight against his breast, declared that it should only be taken from him with his life. Then, followed by the multitude attracted by this daring action, he went straight to the dwelling of the Grand General, and there, in a loud voice which could be heard by every one, he explained to the aged patriot what would be the consequences of the proceeding to which he was about to commit himself. He showed him that behind the National Confederation was a foreign invasion, only awaiting the signal to commence; a Russian army already collected on the frontier and ready to march in aid of civil war; and, as a result of this odious intervention of the foreigner, not only a Treaty of Alliance contrary to the interest of Poland, but a revolution by which the ancient liberties of the citizens would be sacrificed to the royal power. Every one knows how versatile are the masses--" Every assembly is a mob," said Cardinal de Retz--even an assembly of nobles like that which the young speaker was addressing. The passion in his face, the fire of his language, spread like an electric shock through the crowd; and, at the last moment, his happy allusion to the designs of the Czartoryski, which were already suspected, touched each member of the assembly on a sensitive point, and a universal clamour arose. Yielding to the popular enthusiasm, the Grand General rose, and, clasping Mokranowski in his arms, thanked him for having saved the country, while the young man tore the document, which he still held, to pieces, and trod upon the fragments.
The Grand General is Branicki.
Unfortunately, the H-W biographer says H-W's dispatch home says the defection happened for more boring reasons, and that this episode goes back to Rulhière. If you read The King's Secret and the H-W bio, you will constantly see the former uncritically accepting Rulhière's take, and the latter claiming Rulhière is guilty of pro-French bias, and saying that if you read H-W's and the Comte de Broglie's actual envoy reports, you get a more realistic picture.
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August III of Poland & Saxony had died in 1763, and a polish delegation lead by Andreas Mokranowski showed up in Prussia to offer the crown to Heinrich. Now, not only was this when Fritz and Heinrich had just had one of their frequent bust-ups (this one involved the immortal dialogue "mon cher, you just don't understand" "Oh, I think I'm old enough to understand" (exit Heinrich to Rheinsberg, seriously, this from two men who'd just won the 7 Years War), but it also conflicted with Catherine's desire to put her boyfriend, the later unexpectedly self determined Poniatowski on the Polish throne. Fritz, who did not want a new conflict with Russia, therefore forebade Andreas Mokranowski to as much as speak to Heinrich. Who didn't find out until becoming buddies with Catherine years later when negotioting the first Separation of Poland.
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Ziebura's account, according to Volz, is the traditional picture repeated by historian after historian, all of whom are copying each other (Volz puts some passages side by side to show the copying evidence), but this claim, as stated, goes back to some very unreliable sources that get everything wrong. The most reliable sources we have, which are unfortunately not as primary source as we would like, but summaries of speeches made orally, have a slightly different take.
First, some political background: There were two parties in Poland, the pro-Russian party led by the Czartoryskis and Poniatowskis (remember that they intermarried), aka "The Family", and the pro-French "Patriots" led by Branicki and Prince Radziwill. When Catherine sent Russian troops to occupy Poland in 1764, Branicki tried to defy them, but he and his troops were forced to flee to Hungary. Then he decided to ask Russia's ally Prussia to mediate.
Right as this was happening, Fritz was finally signing the treaty with Catherine, in which he pledged himself to support Poniatowski as king.
Branicki sent Mokranowski to Berlin to ask Fritz to do two things: 1) Prevent any alteration of the traditional Polish liberties that were aimed at strengthening the monarch's powers, 2) mediate between the two parties.
We have the goals of the delegation and Fritz's handwritten marginal notes in reply, and there is not a single syllable about Heinrich or offering the crown to him.
The only sources we have that mention Heinrich are reports that claim to go back to Mokranowski. An anonymously published life of Heinrich (1784) says that Mokranowski came not from Branicki but from a Polish confederation, and that the purpose of the delegation was to offer Heinrich the crown, and, worst of all, he dates the episode to the First Polish Partition, several years later!
Another anonymous life of Heinrich (1809) copies from it (both the language and the same mistakes show this), but adds the detail that Mokranowski made two trips to Berlin, one in 1764 and one in 1768, with the same request, and was rejected twice. Volz says we know for a fact that Mokranowski only made one trip, in 1764, and that there is clearly a lot of fictionalization happening here.
The most reliable sources we have are summaries made of the speech Mokranowski made when he got back to Poland, when he reported what he and Fritz had said orally. (Unfortunately, we don't have Mokranowski's direct take.)
There is one by a Polish noble named Mosczynki and an anonymous one. In what they include, they pretty much agree, but the anonymous one, which includes more detail, is the only one to mention Heinrich.
Then there's a book on the history of Poland by a Frenchman named Rulhière (cited extensively by de Broglie as well as the H-W bio), that also mentions Heinrich. Now, Rulhière had been in Russia in 1762 and had written an eyewitness account of the Revolution (that Wikipedia tells me was only published posthumously, as Catherine kept trying to destroy it), but he was *not* an eyewitness of the 1764 events. His account of the 1764 delegation to Fritz is largely based on Mosczynki's account, but it includes some extra details not in there (like Heinrich). There is some evidence he knew Mokranowski personally, especially since Mokranowski stayed in Paris from August 1769. However, Rulhière also makes some mistakes in his account, like saying Mokranowski went to Berlin on his own accord, rather than on behalf of Branicki.
A final source that mentions Heinrich is Baron Goltz's report from Paris 1769, Goltz being the Prussian envoy to France (whom I mentioned recently in response to Selena's question) and former Prussian envoy to Peter III.
So, to recap, our three reliable-seeming sources that mention Heinrich are:
- An anonymous recap of Mokranowski's speech to the Poles by a Pole.
- A summary of this episode by a Frenchman who may have known Mokranowski in Paris in 1769.
- An envoy report written several years later by a Prussian who knew Mokranowski during his stay in Paris in 1769, and wrote to Fritz summarizing what Mokranowksi had told him of what happened in 1764.
These three sources agree that 1) the main point of the embassy had nothing to do with Heinrich, 2) Heinrich's name came up in passing as a possible candidate.
Rulhière's version (which has mistakes), has Mokranowski saying, "Give us a king, give us your brother Prince Henri." Goltz's version has him saying, "Why does Your Majesty not want to give us a king from your own hand? The Poles would accept with joy and confidence someone like Prince Henri." In both accounts, Fritz responds, "He doesn't want to become Catholic." [Lol, Fritz.]
Finally, Fritz's reply to Goltz says, "Mokranowksi did indeed mention the proposal that you included in your last letter."
Critically, says Volz, there is no mention of a formal offer, just an idea, and Goltz specifically has Henri included just as an example of someone they (meaning the anti-Russian party) would accept.
In conclusion, it sort of happened, but there was no delegation sent to Fritz *in order to* ask for Heinrich as king, he just sort of came up in conversation as a possibility.
We all agree Fritz noped right out of that, though. ;)
Given that the guy who casually mentioned Heinrich was representing a party that had just been kicked out of Poland by occupying Russian troops, and given Kunersdorf and Zorndorf, I can see why Fritz did not want to touch the clusterfuck that is Poland and a war with Russia with a ten-foot pole in 1764. But you can tell he very much doesn't trust Heinrich to do the right thing here: Rulhière's account has him saying, "No, he really doesn't [want to become Catholic], and his stance on this is so firm that there's no point in talking to him; I will protect you from seeing it."
In *other* interesting Fritz-and-Poland news, I read Volz's account of Heinrich's maneuverings to end up in St. Petersburg, and indeed, it is convincing that Fritz did not send Heinrich to Catherine to propose a partition, but that this was Heinrich's initiative...but I have since turned up something that Volz does not mention in that article (unless I missed it in a footnote), but seems incredibly relevant:
In February 1769, Fritz proposed a partition of Poland to his envoy in St. Petersburg. He tried to pass it off as the idea of Count Lynar (remember, the former Danish ambassador to Russia who lost a game of intrigue with Moltke), who was in Berlin at the time to marry his daughter to a Kamecke, but my source (a 2022 book on the Russo-Turkish war of 1768-1774) says that it was Fritz's idea, as no reference to any such thing has been found in Lynar's papers. I have no source for the claim that it's *not* in Lynar's papers, but I have read the original letter from Fritz to his envoy Solms in 1769 in the Political Correspondence, so that's legit.
We've also seen that Fritz, in his political testament of 1768, told his successor that Poland must be eaten by an artichoke: leaf by leaf, and he was very interested in getting that land bridge from Pomerania to East Prussia.
But Catherine said no in 1769, and apparently by 1771, Fritz didn't think it was going to happen and was playing cautious. What's interesting is that historians will *either* say the partition was Fritz's idea and he "sent" Heinrich (which is wrong), or they'll say it was Heinrich's idea (or that it was proposed to him at Catherine's court and he started selling it to Fritz) without mentioning that Fritz himself had actually proposed it just 2 years before. (Given that, he may genuinely have believed later on that just a few months later he was chatting about a partition with Joseph, since Russia and Poland and what to do about the situation was a major topic of their discussion.) I actually had to read Norman Davies, of all people, to see that Fritz had made this proposal in 1769 (and then I couldn't find it in the P.C., because he gets the date wrong and doesn't name Solms), and then get this book Amazon recommended on the Russo-Turkish War to tell me how to find the actual proposal by Fritz.
So the true story seems to be: Fritz had the idea first, but got pushback and gave up on it, and wasn't prepared to re-adopt the idea two years later because he was expecting more pushback. (If he thought it was just Heinrich's idea, it's understandable that Fritz didn't realize how much support the idea now had at the Russian court, because of his previous experience, whereas Heinrich, who was there in St. Petersburg, realized how much had changed in 2 years.)
You know, if it didn't seem out of character for Fritz, I would still wonder...if someone makes you a proposal, refusing it because you want more but think you will lose face if you ask directly, if your BATNA is good enough, is a known negotiating technique that I have used myself. And it worked out for Fritz the same way it worked out for me: they started offering him more to catch his interest, and instead of getting one territory (the initial offer), he got the whole land bridge that he needed.
But I don't know that Fritz had that kind of subtlety, and it definitely doesn't seem like he and Heinrich worked this out in advance. He seems genuinely annoyed that little brother has decided to go to St. Petersburg and, as we saw, says, "I could have explained so many things in person." (Except you never would, Fritz, because you would rather poke your own eyes out than entrust Heinrich with a negotiation in a country out of your reach.)
Oh, and I meant to tie Branicki and Mokranowski back to The King's Secret. Remember when I wrote:
Then there are intrigues in the Polish Diet! The upshot is that the French come out on top for the present: they manage to get a powerful noble to defect to the French side, and prevent an alliance with Austria and Russia.
, which happened back in 1752? The powerful noble who defects to the French side is Branicki, and Mokranowski, according to Broglie, is the guy who gets him to defect. It's very dramatic:
The Act of Confederation was placed in a tent, which was speedily besieged by a crowd eager to sign the document. Mokranowski, having cleared a passage for himself, suddenly advanced to the table, as if with the intention of adding his own signature, caught up the paper, and, holding it tight against his breast, declared that it should only be taken from him with his life. Then, followed by the multitude attracted by this daring action, he went straight to the dwelling of the Grand General, and there, in a loud voice which could be heard by every one, he explained to the aged patriot what would be the consequences of the proceeding to which he was about to commit himself. He showed him that behind the National Confederation was a foreign invasion, only awaiting the signal to commence; a Russian army already collected on the frontier and ready to march in aid of civil war; and, as a result of this odious intervention of the foreigner, not only a Treaty of Alliance contrary to the interest of Poland, but a revolution by which the ancient liberties of the citizens would be sacrificed to the royal power. Every one knows how versatile are the masses--" Every assembly is a mob," said Cardinal de Retz--even an assembly of nobles like that which the young speaker was addressing. The passion in his face, the fire of his language, spread like an electric shock through the crowd; and, at the last moment, his happy allusion to the designs of the Czartoryski, which were already suspected, touched each member of the assembly on a sensitive point, and a universal clamour arose. Yielding to the popular enthusiasm, the Grand General rose, and, clasping Mokranowski in his arms, thanked him for having saved the country, while the young man tore the document, which he still held, to pieces, and trod upon the fragments.
The Grand General is Branicki.
Unfortunately, the H-W biographer says H-W's dispatch home says the defection happened for more boring reasons, and that this episode goes back to Rulhière. If you read The King's Secret and the H-W bio, you will constantly see the former uncritically accepting Rulhière's take, and the latter claiming Rulhière is guilty of pro-French bias, and saying that if you read H-W's and the Comte de Broglie's actual envoy reports, you get a more realistic picture.
( Salon discusses )